Hmm

So, yesterday, I was driving along the Henry Hudson and saw on the side of the street a woman, bra in hand, waving her rather pendulous (definitely DD+) breasts at passing cars. I felt as if I had just become a part of a bad exhibitionist/voyeuristic porn flick. Still recovering.

Hoping for some sympathy, or at least something edifying, I told a male friend about this experience:

me: so
I totally saw a naked woman on the side of the henry hudson highway today
waving her substantial tits at passing cars
I didn't know what to think
R: was she fit?
or a big girl?
me: no
I don't remember what she looked like in detail
R: the biological male (read - animal) in me probably would have done some quality oogling
that couldnt be helped
buuuut
the morally-adjusted human being would probably have been horrified/embarrassed (theoretically)
me: lol
well, like I said, I didn't know what to think
I was just shocked
she had her bra in one hand
R: i probably would have only been able to muster an "Awesome"
the rest of me would have been horribly confused
race of this lady?
me: no clue
like really
not white white
not black
R: white? black?
me: maybe latino?
R: Azn?
me: not asian
either part white or native american mix or latino
I think
R: topless or bottomless too?
me: had on panties
and that was it
R: man thats awesome
like, straight out of some guy's fantasy scene in a movie
largely naked chicks on the side of the road waving their ta tas
me: i know
i felt like i was in some sort of crazy porn flick
R: maybe you were witness to one, unbeknownst to you
me: maybe
R: hehe

Oh, boys. /rolls eyes

If I had told this to a (heterosexual) girl, this would have been a very different conversation.

Silly me.

Love,

Katherine